Howard - Bass

The Italian Stallion has been playing the bass since he was 15 and clearly hasn’t improved with age.

Had the misfortune of shaving his legs for a Rocky Horror Concert and hasn’t quite been the same since, although it has improved his pole dancing considerably. Seems the baby oil makes better contact.

Lives in Norwich with his 3 wives and 7 goats and although its hard to tell which is which, he is known to be faithful to all of them.

He does have one leg shorter than the other, but then his mothers name is Eileen, so we shouldn’t be at all surprised at that.

You will find that he does smile a lot on stage , but that’s just wind.

Hoovard’s preference of equipment is a Fender Precision bass, with Ernie Ball slinky lights and an Ashdown amp with 3000 watts of power. You will hear him !!