Tit - Lead Guitar

Didn’t pick up the guitar until he was 43 but has 42 years experience of playing the air guitar – the first year was air piano.

He has mastered the “C” chord which he plays with a vengence even when the song isn’t in that key. When squinting you can see he has a similar hairstyle to Slash. He always plays next to Hoovard as it hilights just how short Hoovard is. Never plays with a smile on his face (see Hoovards comments about wind!). Would like to play more classical music like Dvorjak and Mozart but admits that this is difficult to dance to although there is plenty of scope for some major lead breaks in “C”.

Often forgets his notes but makes up for it with his charm and good looks so that no-one really notices. He thinks that Fingers Tim is really happy playing with just one finger , Glen the lips shouldn’t be so shy and Dazzer the Drummer should try harder.