Tim has been programmed not to smile, but we can't programme his keyboards, though we remain optimistic that technology will catch up eventually.

The band loves to practise new songs and do gigs, but Tim can't do Wednesdays as its Tims special night. He smiles a bit more Wednesday nights.

His big moment in a gig is Insomnia and people travel for miles to see and hear his performance, but it's actually his tapping left foot routine that draws the ladies since not even Michael Jackson can lay claim to being able to put such emphasis into his toes.

Tim relies on two Korg keyboards to pump out his sounds and 2 x AA Duracell batteries